Delving Deeper: Personal Hygiene

A dear friend asked me to delve deeper on this topic. So, here goes!

MEN
1. Shower daily. Please. You tend to get sweaty and that doesn't smell good.
2. Invest in some cologne, and then wear it. Women love cologne. I don't know a girl who doesn't love a man who smells good.
3. Shave daily. Facial hair on younger guys is so not attractive. Even if you think it's hot and displays your macho manliness, you are severely deluded. Scruff is all right--but not if you're kissing someone regularly. Do the girls in your life a favor and keep yourself cleanshaven.
4. Brush your teeth at least twice a day.
5. Deodorant. Cologne doesn't cover it.

WOMEN
1. You don't need to shower every day, unless you have sweat issues or greasy hair. But please, you should be showering at least three times a week.
2. Keep your legs and armpits shaved. No one should be subjected to your hairiness. If you don't like this rule, move to France or Canada.
3. Wear makeup. Even just a little eyeliner and mascara goes such a long way.
4. Brush your teeth at least twice a day.


I hope this just about covers it. If not, whoops. Write in and I'll fix it. And in the meantime, rock on implementing your personal hygiene plan!